What's your favorite caption?
examples:
The nice thing about this tatoo is that it fits under a pair of socks.
Black cats are my favorite.
bippidy boppity boo boo
On my foot's a star throbbing lightly.
Add your own to the list.

Here are some new submissions from others:
Never mess with the Russian Mafia!
This gives new meaning to the phrase "Tread lightly"
My ankle's bigger than your ankle!
"I need to wash my floor"
You should see the other guy
Stars and Stripes?  Hurrah for the Red, White, and Blue!
I thought my spin kick was supposed to make the Other guy see stars.